June 2012
everyone else's anons: omg you're so beautiful like wow i love you your blog is my religion can i marry you please? your music taste is asdfghjkl and your HAIR omg i want your hair and have you even looked at your eyes wow please you're perfect marry me
my anons: you like free stuff, and we like marketing research. head over to tumblrmarketing(.)com, fill in a short survey and claim your free gift.
neutrala:
excuse you google let me finish my sentence before you jump in there rude
It's 2012 and you still can't print out gifs
can you get a tan from having max brightness set on the laptop
me: who wants to be my girlfriend/boyfriend
world:
world:
world:
world:
world:
me: whoa don't all shout out at once
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
me: *breathes*
mom: you need to change your damn attitude
t0morrowholdssuchbetterdays:
why am i so emotionally attached to all these band members omfg i never signed up for this
gulfwar:
if someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he give you his car keys. if he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. this also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know
